I am not the gossiping type, I try my very best to stay away from the drama because it both annoys and scares me, but my friend... lets call her Squirrel is a boy-crazy manica. I was listening to Backstabber by Kesha which made me think about my friends. Then I realized I don't like half of my "friends", Squirrel included. Our personalities clash and you can literally see that spark when we glare at eachother.

Back to Squirrel, she is not a fan of anime and makes a point to say "I hate anime!" everytime me and my bestie Dairy-Queen talk about it in front of her. She has a habit of sitting on my desk and punching me in the stomach very time that we meet in English. Then she has the guts to be a jerk to my other friend, Bunny and pretend that we were best friends all along. Bunny is an awesome chick and I respect her completely for her seriously random facts and love for anime.

Now I am not saying that I am not mean to her back, but when we first met, we didn't clash at all. I thought she was a real cool girl when she had her classes back on and we talked about random stuff. But then one day, she didn't have her glasses on and when I asked she said that it was because she liked a certain guy. I respected her answer... until she started bringing him 24/7. When me and Dairy-Queen got to sit next to eachother and talk about anime, she bugged us every minute by groaning and saying "I'm hungry" and "I want him so bad!". This guy's name is... Turtle.

I would tease her about it every once in a while when I needed revenge, but she just gave me this "Really?" look and I gave her my signature "Problem, bro?" face. She would make a fuss and another one of my friends would come to our table in lunch and tell me about how Squirrel was mad at me for saying who she liked out loud. I never felt the need to apolgize, everyone already knew anyway. I am a sarsactic person at heart (blame it on my father) and everyone trys to tell me that my humor is cruel. I don't regret being a little mean sometimes, it makes people remember that I'm not the nice person here. (Dairy-Queen is. Opposites attract, ya know)

I tried being logical once and said that guys don't like girls that would cling onto them like puppies, cause that would probably scare them shizless. She just rolled her eyes at me, and thats when things got worse. We never talked about random things anymore, it was always me trying to ignore her and her trying to get me to say something. Everytime I did, it made her laugh uncontrollably, when Dairy-Queen gave her the "Seriously?" face, she replied "I can't control it!" and we both facepalmed.

It got even worse when she got over that phrase and starting another one! This one was worse because Dairy's tennis racket's handle sticks out of her backpack like a you-know-what. Squirrel started using her hand to you know what! It was funny the first time, but then she starting doing it over and over again. Me eating carrots with ranch on it made her think of dirty jokes and it just drove me crazy! She WAS NOT being reasonable and I was tired of playing her games!

So we never really talk and she gets mad at me for blocking her out of my life, she trys to make me hug her and forgive her, but I cringe and walk away slowly. Dairy-Queen has already forgiven her and they are on good terms, but Squirrel has not changed in the slightest so I don't see any reason to bend and try to crack a smile at her dirty jokes or go along with her gossiping. I don't talk bad about her or really talk about her at all, but I do give a warning to all bystanders when she gets in a pissy mode.

We are different people and I regret making the decision that we were friends. She is a secretive athelete that likes to gossip and get guys attention. (Those girls are actually extremely common in South Texas) and I'm punk fashionta with sarcasm spewing out of my mouth and a low tolerance level for idiots? I'm not looking for normal in friends, I'm looking for someone that doesn't give a crapola what others think of them. I'm bad at talking to someone with low self-esteem.

My sarsacm makes me look like a bully because their self-esteem meter goes down.

Sorry for neglecting all of you idiots, since god knows when! DAIRY QUEEN GOT A NEW DEVIANTART SO NOW I CAN GO BACK ON TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR BEING GONE SOOOOOOO LONG!!!

1. Real Name

Serenity! ITS SO SAD!!!

2. Gangsta name (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Serizzle? Sounds like a spice to me.

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Red Fox.... sounds like something I would be named...

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Jarse........ WTF!!!!!!!

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

Black Fanta.... I sound more like an evil villian...

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

Ervityoon..... I feel like some kind of alien planet.....

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)

Victoria Jeremy? I SOUND LIKE A MAN!!!

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Viola

9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)

Seruto as usual I SOUND LIKE A MAN!!!

10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)

Capitan Victoria... I am such a total British person right there.

11. JAZZ NAME: ( add le, then brass or ivory, then your last name)

Le Ivory Jaruboon......... Nooo just no.

12. FANTASY NAME: (first two letters of your middle name, second letter of your last name, last two letters of your last name, last letter of your first name)

Viaony I sound like a fairy....

13. ROYAL NAME: (your grandfather's or grandmother's name, followed by Frederic or George, then by Anna or Mary, then your middle name and last name connected by a dash (-) )

Carmen Frederic Mary-Victora....... I sound like a spanish, british, french, slightly german queen....

14: YOUR ITALIAN NAME: (your middle name with io or ia added at the end)

Its a me! Victorio! Woooooww that sounds sooooooo italian.

15: YOUR RUSSIAN NAME: (first two letters of your first name, then first three letters of your last name, then kov or a added at the end (and then a space), and then your middle name with zovsky or chev added at the end)

Serjara Victoriachev... I like the first name alot!


DONE!!!!!!!!!!!